What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.