Inuit Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

What do you call a Native family reunion?

An alcoholics anonymous meeting.

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

Yeti Jokes More Yeti Jokes

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Dirty Joke Jokes More Dirty Joke Jokes

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !