Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

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What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.