How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.