How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.