It was feeling .
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A: There was a restraining order.
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
Knock on the door.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist
A dead centipede.
They're both off and running.
They both came in a little behind.
None, because they can't change anything.
To get to the other side!
I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.
I wuv you watts and watts.
She was wearing no turn on red. :
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
A PRIVATE TUTOR
