How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

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How many shrinks does it take to change a tire?

Well, first the tire really has to want to change...

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.