Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.