Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !