Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job?

I'd say he's fairly incapa .

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.