Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.