Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player