Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.