What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

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What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

What was the hurry?

There was nothing to do back then.

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.