What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.