Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.