What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave