What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick