What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What do you attach to a transgender chicken?

Dez Nuts!

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!