What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."