From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Kroger
You guessed it: we're all white.
Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!
Tell him drinks are on the house.
A Yoghurt's got culture!
Jason's Dale!
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
None. They just move out of the house.
A kaBOMB...*hah*
Jason's Doner-Van