How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers