How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."