What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

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How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

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