What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.