What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.