What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child