Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

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Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!