Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"