Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"