An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Because he was an undercover cop
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
When there are no attachments
He had no attachments.
A widow
Darth Vader.
What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
I don't know, and I don't care.
It's a dead giveaway.
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.