What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What do blind trains read?

Raile!

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

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What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway