What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

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What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.