Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

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Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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How did the hipster burn their lips?

They ate the pizza before it was cool

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips