Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.

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Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.