Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

Where do all them scrub gamers live?

Pleblos

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What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife