What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

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What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble