Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?

Boy do we have problems.

Shrink Jokes More Shrink Jokes

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.