How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What do you call an orange elephant?

Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.