How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !