Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

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Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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A halloweener

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Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta