Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything."