Punt Jokes

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish-Canadian?

a Mickey Moose

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre