Punt Jokes

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

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What do you call an Irish J-Pop singer?

Rady O'Gaga

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!