Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

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Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."