Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

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He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.