Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.