Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.