Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

239 Jokes More 239 Jokes

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

239 Bean Jokes More 239 Bean Jokes

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.