Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

239 Jokes More 239 Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

239 Bean Jokes More 239 Bean Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty