Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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A leperchaun! :D

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".