Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.
I came, I upvoted, I reposted.
They came together, it was a perfect lay.
Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.
He was blowing off Steam
