Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.