Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.