Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.