Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.