Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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A Zimmer frame

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

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I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

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Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!