Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.