What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery