What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery