Pet Store Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

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Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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It didn't have any fans!

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

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Junkie Jokes More Junkie Jokes

Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Dominican Jokes More Dominican Jokes

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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