Pet Store Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

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Junkie Jokes More Junkie Jokes

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

Dominican Jokes More Dominican Jokes

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.