Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

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Why do indegionous people dislike snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.