What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..