What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..