Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
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They prefer fur mats.
It's just not their Kappa tea
It's because they are a Seoulless nation.
Piers Morgan.
Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.
Because all proper tea is theft.
It's sin-ful. self made joke
Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.
He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(
Because it's white and settles on their land.
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Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
The micro wave.
He couldn't take any more lip!
Because he is boring.
There's an XY axis but no XX axis.
Because it is feo
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
Pop,goes the weasel.
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
Because proper-tea is theft.
Because proper tea is theft.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
A Dog.
In north korea itself.
ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!
Make way, children.
What did you think it would be, you racist?
A Ted Bruz
Ted Cruz
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.