Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

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Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this