Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!