Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

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Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

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Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.