What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo