What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

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Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

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