Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar