Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing