How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline