How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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How do you catch defish?

With debate.

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!