What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

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Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.