What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.